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[Commando]

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VOORBEELD:


Gunter. Mr. Scratchenclap looked like a scarecrow on crack at the Arnold Classic this year. When he's "ON", he can catch Coleman. When he's "OFF", he couldn't catch a cold with Don Long's immune system.

Ruhl, ruhl, ruhl. My '85 Volvo has better aesthetics. His wife has higher natural test levels. I've seen pitbulls with better table manners. And there's enough oil in those delts of his to get True Adonis' 1955 Dodge Dart Swinger started.

[builderB]

Origineel gepost door Commando

http://www.240orbust.com/articles.htm


VOORBEELD:


Gunter. Mr. Scratchenclap looked like a scarecrow on crack at the Arnold Classic this year. When he's "ON", he can catch Coleman. When he's "OFF", he couldn't catch a cold with Don Long's immune system.

ff chkn

[Commando]

Heb je die don long gezien op The battle for the Olympia 2004?
Lijpe gast man, half uur zitten praten over zichzelf.

[Sport2000]

Dexter Jackson,
3 apples tall.
His gut too big,
his chest too small.

He started third,
and finished fourth.
He took the fall,
like Ollie North.

Returned in March
and shut out Chris,
amongst a lineup
of talent amiss.

But come this fall,
It's Big Ron grinning;
Cause everyone knows,
the shrimp ain't winning!

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[tswhey]

If they weren't bodybuilders…

Ronnie Coleman would start out being a cop… and you still wouldn't be able to understand a word he says. After being discharged from the Arlington Police Department for an accidental shooting ('Don't run' sounds a lot like 'Show me your gun' when pronounced in Ronnie's southern drawl), Coleman went through a series of career changes. After finding out that speech therapist, ballet dancer, and Abercrombie & Fitch model weren't for him, Ronnie finally settled for chef at Black Eyed Pea.

Johnnie "Sweet Tits" Jackson would still be working under his original stage name, Caboose Bigelow, and making semi-erotic confused adult films. He'd still have a set of breasteses that would make Tera Patrick look like Alex Federov. However, his deadlift numbers would be limited to the scores of STDs he picked up at his day job, "JJ for pay".

What if Vic Martinez had never lifted a weight? Well, he'd probably still be an ex-con drug dealing, money-stealing fatass… maybe he's not such a good example…

Craig Titus would still be hiding from an a$$-whooping from Phil Baroni, Phil Jackson, or Phil Collins. He'd run his mouth then disappear, just as he does now. Only difference is, he'd be driving off in a 85 Dodge Caravan containing his roofing gear instead of a 2002 Lexus filled with injectable gear.

Shawn Ray would be working for the DEA. Wait, he's doing that already?

Mo Excuse-ianti would still shower in pants to hide those popsicle sticks.

MattT would still be there to hand Mo a towel when he got out of the shower.

Tom Prince would still try to borrow $5 off everyone he meets, only now he'd be wearing his baggies, hanging out at TJ Maxx all day instead of Maxx Muscle.

Jay Cutler would be able to find a hat that fits.

Rodney St Cloud would still be caught and suspended for drinking on the job. Only now that he's working at a sperm clinic…

Lee Priest would still be a chubby race car driver. Well, he'd only race when traffic was bad and the pizza was free if he didn't get it to you in 30 minutes or less…

Bob Chick, we'd still hate you for your good looks.

Kelly Ryan would still be living by his her original name, Ryan Kelly, working as a construction worker and married with a pretty wife and kids.

Phil Heath would still be 7th string backup small forward for the South Wyoming Stutterbacks, starting his ninth year of college. And yes, LiftStudios would still be on his sack like white on Uncle Ben's finest.

John Romano would still be a gossip and a drama queen, watching Melrose Place and the OC on weeknights and oiled up men on the weekends. Except now he'd be doing it at the local "Out Back Steak House", a gentlemen-for-gentlemen's club resembling a cross between a Turkish bath house and the place where John Gotti got his promotion. He'd still be a mediocre journalist. Only now, he'd be a bit more honest with himself, writing articles for Women's World and Black Inches.

Will Harris would still be…. 94 years old.

David Henry would still be… 147 pounds soaking wet.

Nicole Bass would still… have more testosterone than all of Mayhem mods, combined.

Chris Cormier would still be a pole dancer.

Chris Duffy would still be a pole smoker.

King Kamali would probably be a bloated, bad dressing wigger showoff, dating a mannerless drama queen. What? That's him already? Another bad example…