Dana White quotes (lol)

**DeEMaSsIvE** · do 25 okt 2007, 21:34

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Here's some ridiculous quotes from Dana White that (hopefully) some of you won't have problems with. Post your own!

The Japanese are F....ing idiots!
Pride are the dumbest people on the planet.
Tito is a F...ing moron!
The Russians are F...ing crazy!
No one gives a sh.t what Josh Barnett thinks!
The IFL is the dumbest business model on the planet.
The IFL won't be around in another 6 months.
The Russians are crazy!
Why would I sign Shogun? No one knows who the hell Shogun is.
Why would I want Wanderlei to fight Chuck, he just got executed by Crocop!
Wanderlei is ducking Chuck.
I've been waiting for years to sign Wanderlei and it's finally happened! (Posts signing video on the UFC website. When was the last time Dana White EVER posted a video of him signing a fighter?)
We're not signing Crocop!
We got him - we just signed Mirko Crocop, the most devasting striker in MMA.
We want the best fighters on the planet.
We're in negotiations with Fedor, the number one Heavy Weight on the planet.
We're confident we'll have Fedor by the end of the year.
Fedor and Randy will be the biggest fight in MMA history.
Randy would smash Fedor easily. he's overhyped and untested. He hasn't fought anyone in the last year and a half.
Randy hooked up with some scumbag Hollywood agent that I bitched-slapped about a month ago.
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**Silver** · do 25 okt 2007, 21:36

Dana White is a fucking idiot who talks big but means shit

shinrisen · wo 31 okt 2007, 05:37

bahhh, Dana White is echt afschuwelijk.

Loo · wo 7 nov 2007, 14:07

Die gast spoort echt niet, een vieze relnicht is het.

Zodra ze hem in de ring zetten tekenen Fedor en Shogun wel, onder voorwaarde dat ze een keer tegen White mogen vechten.

willem9 · wo 7 nov 2007, 14:14

Filmpje!

Calyptus · wo 7 nov 2007, 18:40

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**Sephirothsnake** · wo 7 nov 2007, 18:44

wat een vieze praat zeg. kan beter zijn mond eens wassen me zeep

**Silver** · wo 7 nov 2007, 19:55

tja laat hem maar doen en hopen dat M1 het nieuwe pride word en dat ufc terug op de achtergrond gaat

do 25 okt 2007, 21:34	#1
DeEMaSsIvE Competitive Bodybuilder Aangemeld: jan 2007 Locatie: Nederland Leeftijd: 24 Geslacht: M Posts: 1.560 Stats: Karma:	Dana White quotes (lol) van Sherdog Here's some ridiculous quotes from Dana White that (hopefully) some of you won't have problems with. Post your own! The Japanese are F....ing idiots! Pride are the dumbest people on the planet. Tito is a F...ing moron! The Russians are F...ing crazy! No one gives a sh.t what Josh Barnett thinks! The IFL is the dumbest business model on the planet. The IFL won't be around in another 6 months. The Russians are crazy! Why would I sign Shogun? No one knows who the hell Shogun is. Why would I want Wanderlei to fight Chuck, he just got executed by Crocop! Wanderlei is ducking Chuck. I've been waiting for years to sign Wanderlei and it's finally happened! (Posts signing video on the UFC website. When was the last time Dana White EVER posted a video of him signing a fighter?) We're not signing Crocop! We got him - we just signed Mirko Crocop, the most devasting striker in MMA. We want the best fighters on the planet. We're in negotiations with Fedor, the number one Heavy Weight on the planet. We're confident we'll have Fedor by the end of the year. Fedor and Randy will be the biggest fight in MMA history. Randy would smash Fedor easily. he's overhyped and untested. He hasn't fought anyone in the last year and a half. Randy hooked up with some scumbag Hollywood agent that I bitched-slapped about a month ago. __________________ __________________ Back from the death http://mypsn.eu.playstation.com/psn/...eE-MaSsIvE.png

do 25 okt 2007, 21:36	#2
Silver Klote Smurf Aangemeld: jun 2005 Locatie: België Leeftijd: 25 Geslacht: M Posts: 509 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) Dana White is a fucking idiot who talks big but means shit __________________ Fuck The World, But Please Do It With Style

wo 31 okt 2007, 05:37	#3
shinrisen Dutch Bodybuilder Aangemeld: aug 2006 Locatie: Nederland Leeftijd: 23 Geslacht: M Posts: 367 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) bahhh, Dana White is echt afschuwelijk.

wo 7 nov 2007, 14:07	#4
Loo Colossal Veteran Aangemeld: okt 2004 Locatie: Nederland Leeftijd: 26 Geslacht: M Posts: 15.916 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) Die gast spoort echt niet, een vieze relnicht is het. Zodra ze hem in de ring zetten tekenen Fedor en Shogun wel, onder voorwaarde dat ze een keer tegen White mogen vechten.

wo 7 nov 2007, 14:14	#5
willem9 Colossal Veteran Aangemeld: aug 2004 Locatie: België Leeftijd: 21 Geslacht: M Posts: 14.375 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) Filmpje! __________________ Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

wo 7 nov 2007, 18:40	#6
Calyptus Ripped Bodybuilder Aangemeld: aug 2005 Locatie: Porto Leeftijd: 25 Geslacht: M Posts: 3.535 Stats: 1m96 109kg - Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) MMA Quotes....what are the funniest youve heard... - Page 2 - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums Garantie lachen geblazen __________________ "In science, certainty is a sign of ignorance" - Robin Rowley.

wo 7 nov 2007, 18:44	#7
Sephirothsnake Moderator Aangemeld: sep 2006 Locatie: België Leeftijd: 25 Geslacht: M Posts: 20.073 Blog Berichten: 2 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) wat een vieze praat zeg. kan beter zijn mond eens wassen me zeep

wo 7 nov 2007, 19:55	#8
Silver Klote Smurf Aangemeld: jun 2005 Locatie: België Leeftijd: 25 Geslacht: M Posts: 509 Stats: Karma:	Re: Dana White quotes (lol) tja laat hem maar doen en hopen dat M1 het nieuwe pride word en dat ufc terug op de achtergrond gaat __________________ Fuck The World, But Please Do It With Style